Will your device still work when the company loses interest?
The permanent record of hardware killed by cloud shutdowns — and a registry of
what actually works without one.
The Tombstone Log (12 documented deaths)
Car Thing
✝ 2024-12-09
Spotify
What died: Device remotely bricked by vendor decision — "discontinued and no longer operational"
Owners were left with: $120 of e-waste; refunds offered until Jan 24, 2025 after legal pressure and a class action
Vendor shipped a kill switch to hardware people paid for.
What died: Third-party/local API access deliberately blocked as "unauthorized usage" — broke Home Assistant and Homebridge; HA removed the integration Dec 6, 2023
Owners were left with: Garage openers that only talk to the vendor's ad-carrying app
Not death by neglect — death by policy. Openness removed on purpose.
What died: Free service — announced May 6, 2020 with ONE WEEK's notice that a $4.99/mo subscription was now mandatory; deadline slid to July 27 after outrage
Owners were left with: Pay monthly for hardware they owned, or lose app, API, and voice control
The ransom model — hardware held hostage by a dying company's pivot. Hackaday called it "extortion as a service."
What died: Software updates for 'legacy' products (ZonePlayers, Connect, first-gen Play:5, CR200, Bridge); originally a whole-system penalty, softened after backlash
Owners were left with: Working premium speakers frozen out of updates and new features
Planned obsolescence by update policy on audio gear people paid four figures for.